07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

peachified:

that moment of panic after you open frontview camera by accident

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roboboners:

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

DRACULA DON’T SUCK
DRACULA SCRAPE AND LICK

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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gap:

Black is a color. #DressNormal
  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

waitwhatssleep:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

My friend’s mom is a teacher and she said that’s all they do.

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

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quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him