katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

(via heyfunniest)

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

(via imcallingbullocksonthat)

(Source: dynamogenesis, via starbuckers)

petparent:

I’ll trade you 3 potatoes and a goat to date me 

(via urinatings)

rneerkat:

people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am

(via urinatings)

misterpornographic:

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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me too

(Source: battasenpai, via imcallingbullocksonthat)

(Source: ekoenig2, via heyfunniest)

circumcising:

scooby dooby doo me

(via poopflow)

dampsandwich:

i was born wearing sunglasses

(via whorville)

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

(via reallysadgay)

wo1verines:

if you’re ever having a bad day just blame it all on kim kardashian’s foot

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(via yourethekanyetomykanye)

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

(Source: theunknown-abyss, via morristibbs)

earthnation:

what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool

(via whorville)

i’m really starting to like my ombre

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