thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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copyrlght:

when you try your best

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but you dont succeed

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

100% me**

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alegbra:

alegbra:

alegbra:

If this post gets at least 250 notes I’ll attempt to smoke weed out of a slice of pizza and record it

almost there you guys 

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i cant believe i did this but here you guys go i had to upload it to youtube since it was in 720p so i embedded it under the thing skip to 4:46 if you just want to see me inhale

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somecutewhiteboy:

Young God

dutchster:

MAKING BABIES IS SO WEIRD

LIKE A THING GOES INSIDE ANOTHER THING AND THINGS COME OUT OF THE FIRST THING INTO THE SECOND THING AND GO TO ANOTHER THING IN THE SECOND THING AND THE THING INSIDE THE SECOND THING GROWS AND THEN THE NEW THING POPS OUT

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