
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
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people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am
(via urinatings)
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
me too
(Source: battasenpai, via imcallingbullocksonthat)
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
(via reallysadgay)
if you’re ever having a bad day just blame it all on kim kardashian’s foot
(via yourethekanyetomykanye)
what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool
(via whorville)